And breathe...

So, I've calmed down a bit since this morning's rant, but I'm afraid I have some very bad news. With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Kokey", died peacefully at age 93. Reports say the most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.

Came across some really funny slogans here. It's come up with such gems as:

"Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Andy."
"Sweet as the Moment When the Her Cherry Went "Pop" "
"Absolut Cunt"

Great fun!!

Even with my anti-apple mentality, and especially, anti "look at me im such a fashion guru with my stupid white headphones" people, I was playing with Shiv's ipod yesterday, and today, kinda fixing it/putting music on it for her, and ya know what... (this is gonna fucking hurt!)... they're actually... quite...................
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......... nice! THERE I SAID IT! I would actually like an IPod, and I'm probably gonna save up and get myself one. What is the world coming to?!?!?!

Have a good weekend boys 'n' girls!